| From: Jean Claud Boof - MCDS Head of Security (jcboof@MCDS.pole) To. Mackenzee Gorf - MCDS Chief Executive Elf (mgorf@MCDS.pole) Hey Boss-Elf - I know your still in Hollywood hob-nobbing with the beautiful folks, but I figured you're still picking up email on your blackberry. I just wanted to let you know that Security has finished the preliminary phase of the investigation into the assassination of Santa. As we discussed, all signs point the Easter Bunny. Our investigations show that little furball was originally pointing at an Easter chick (aka Sally Sue Chickie) as an alibi for the time of the shooting, but Ms. Chickie cannot be located. As we discussed, since there is no recognized government at the north pole, we are turning all of our information over to the United Nations World Court, (as per our telephone agreement with them) for further investigation. Our preparations for the Holiday go well and we are looking forward to your return. Never seen so many guys in brown suits, but these Ultimate Package guys seem to know their stuff. Maybe some push-back on the red hat idea, but you'll have to work that out with them when you get back. Also, they are determined that they "don't do chimneys, even with magic" so that seems to be that. See you Soon - Yours in Evlish Security Boofie PS - Had some problems down at the empty reindeer barn last night. Will discuss with you in person. JCB |
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