| Dateline - HOLLYWOOD: At the Star Studded premire for the Warner Brother's Studio's Happy Feet 2, MCDS, Inc.'s new hot-as-a-pistol CEE Mackenzee Gorf was seen accompanied by none other than Jennifer Lopez. (No word on her most recent boy-toy, but the rumor is that she tradded up to Gorf).  When asked if the rumors of a movie based
on his life story were true, Gorf just smiled
and waved as he and Jennifer walked into
the theatre. As Mr. Gorf has become the newest member of the Hollywood "In-Crowd" rumors of MCDS's downward spiral continue. Un-named source report continuing incidents of employee complaints and picketing by the Reindeer local union. MCDS stock was down 3 points in the overnight trading. "He's too taken in by all the glitz and glamour of the job." the Easter Bunny has been quoted as saying, commenting in light of the "friendly rivalry" that has always existing between himself and the North Pole crowd. |
"I know how easy it is to take your eye off
the prize - Trust me, Gorf doesn't have what
it takes. It took Claus over 100 years to
build that business and this guy is going
to destroy it all in a single season. I knew Santa Claus and this elf is NO Santa Claus. Ozzy Osborned Injured: On MONDAY, DECEMBER 8TH, Ozzy Osbourne was seriously injured while riding his quad bike on the grounds of his Buckinghamshire Estate in England. The accident occurred while he was taking a day off from his hectic promotional schedule surrounding the UK release of his latestes album, which was released today. During examination, doctors revealed that Ozzy had broken his collarbone, six ribs and a vertebra in his neck. Ozzy is currently undergoing emergency surgery to lift the collarbone which is believed to be resting on a major artery interrupting blood flow to his arm. Surgeons are also working to alleviate some bleeding into his lungs. These injuries are not considered to be life-threatening. |
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