HOLLYWOOD, CALIF: Little know actress Amy-Beth Snotterman has just revealed that she is carrying the love child of Gorf, the current Chief Executive Elf of the troubled MCDS, Inc. The company, who lost their previous CEO, the well loved and charismatic Santa Clause, refused to comment on Ms. Snotteman's claim or to return our phone calls. Mr. Gorf was also unavailable for comment, as is said to have flown back to his North Pole company headquarters in the company jet a few hours before Ms. Snotterman's announcement. Ms. Snotterman, who held a press conference outside Benny's House of Cap-O-Chino on Hollywood Boulevard had this to say. "Gorfy and I are so much in love and this is the happiest day of my life. I was just saying to my agent, Mike Walters of ICMCDT, who can be reached at 818-555-2250 that I didn't think that I could live my life without him anymore." When asked by a reporter if Ms. Snotterman thought that they would be married and did her family approve of her marrying an elf, she said this: "It's not a height thing." Following this somewhat cryptic remark, Ms. Snooterman was lead away by her agent, Mike Walters of ICMCDT, who can be reached at 818-555-2250. Ms. Snotterman's professional acting resume consists of guest rolls on the Facts of Living, My Three Dads and a small part in the feature film, Died Hard, which unfortunately was left on the cutting room floor. She is currently seen in the role of "the fire hydrant on the left" in the the Burbank Community Theatre's production of "It's My Dog's Life." The role is not considered a lead, although Ms. Snotterman was singled out for praise in a review by "Pooches and Puddles" magazine. We will continue to cover this story as it unfolds.

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