From: Jean Claud Boof - MCDS Head of Security (jcboof@MCDS.pole) To: The Boss (theringleader@hotmail.com) The Eggnog has gone rancid, for sure. We are running around trying to clean up problems that we never should have had to deal with. We've picked up our "Friends" from down south. There were no problems and my team is pretty sure they weren't seen. We have NOT been able to track the missing elf, who we suspect may have hooked up with the rotten candied apple group calling themselves "the Reindeer Revolution." Should have stuffed and mounted the heads of the whole damn bunch of them and stuck them on the wall over the fireplace. What continues to worry me the most is that the "red nose" sightings we'd been getting in the area at night have stopped. The deer are in hiding now. I worry that they have found what they are looking for, or at least suspect that we are on to them. I can't see how they could have traced the old man, but we should think about moving him and his friend out of the facility in Asia to someplace more remote. As we planned, Gorf has effectively provided a diversion to keep the mainstream press off our back. His so-called love child's mother was a good investment. She plays the part like she's made for it. Gorf himself is so worked up about Bunny that I'm starting to wonder if he doesn't have something invested that we don't know about. We need to be very careful from here. Any false moves could get us all life time slots atop the "naughty" list. General Jean Claud Boof MCDS - Northland Defense and Security

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